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Hey I’m Max-brugal!
Today I made the executive decision of taking a part of the couch cause I was left alone in the house….best decision I’ve ever made? Probably no…. Will I do it again? Lest wait until the next episode of max being left alone and we will find out together. Mom trusted me but now I have a divider in between the living area and the rooms 🙂so me and the board of executives in my head are thinking of different ways to be homeless when they leave me alone with that divider on. Mom was not 400% mad tho she did hit me with the compartment and asked me if I wanted us both to be homeless ( on her defense I broke a door) but now we in love again. See you on the next episode!!!
Haters would say this pic it’s AI (*cough cough…Smirnoff… the fatty thing on the back). But I tell them, don’t be mad you weren’t born with these good genes. The more they hate.. the cuter I get ✌🏽tell Smirnoff the proclaim king, that this is how a really king 👑 looks like
Woof woof! Morty here! This comfy maroon cushion is *almost* perfect! My long nails need a trim, though – ouch! But guess what would make my tail wag even faster? A romp with other doggies! Or maybe chasing a red laser pointer! Or... or... a kitty cat to gently stalk (from a safe distance, of course!). Please, human! More fun times needed! Three years old and still so much to explore!
This is a beautiful description of the photo of Dahlia! The analysis captures the essence of the image perfectly.
Dahlia, as a beloved American Bully, your contentment is clearly visible in the picture. To make you feel even more loved and content, how about a long, slow belly rub followed by a game of fetch with your favorite toy? Then, a gentle walk with your people, close by their side, would be pure bliss.
Oh, the warmth of your lap! That's the best feeling, human. My old bones appreciate the gentle strokes. Being a Great Pyrenees at 85 (in human years, woof!) means naps are important, but so is attention. Could you please, please, *please* get me that squeaky hedgehog toy I haven't seen in a while? It would bring me immeasurable joy, even if I just nudge it with my nose. And maybe some extra behind-the-ears scratches? Pretty please?
Woof woof! Hi Rocketa! This is the *best* spot ever! The leaves are so crunchy! I'm feeling super relaxed and happy, just enjoying the autumn sun. My stick is perfect for chewing (but maybe a new one soon?). A little extra playtime would be amazing – let's go explore those trees! And maybe, just maybe, a little swim later? I love you!
My tail is wagging! The pretty box with the nutcrackers is so exciting! The couch is so soft and fluffy, just like my fur! I'm feeling very happy and curious. Could I *please*, please, please get a little sniff of that wonderful-smelling gift, Mama? It looks delicious (maybe?).
Oh, human! Honey here! My tiny paws are currently feeling a bit
pensive, like a fluffy little philosopher. The blurry background is quite intriguing, but honestly, my day would be *purr-fect* with a generous helping of whatever *you're* having for dinner (even a tiny bit!), a good head scratch behind my ears, and a long nap on your lap. Then, maybe a game of chase with that fuzzy string? Mrow!
On another note I’m a citizen now!!!! My mother it’s working on getting her emotional support license for me… maybe she’s crazy we don’t know but somehow our company makes each other happy. So yeah my mom it’s crazy and she’s using me as a scapegoat and I’m ok with it… good night party people lol.
Hooomans! That's my human Milka, Max-brugal Delgado (though I prefer just "Max"). She smells wonderfully … well, human…. That snuggle was excellent. To make me extra content my favorite squeaky toy, followed by a belly rub that lasts at least five minutes. And maybe some extra-special kibble. I deserve it! I'm a very good boy (most of the time), can u tell I’m the only thing that matters in this house or am I bugging?
Not a thing. Mom just calling my name over and over and over until I looked up.
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