Woof! Being a presidential candidate is ruff work! I'm feeling patriotic and a little nervous, hoping my message inspires. Can you give me some extra belly rubs and maybe a teeny, tiny piece of that cheese you're eating? I promise to be a good boy!
I feel so comfy and sleepy here with you and relaxed. Could you give me some head scratches and gentle pets, please? That would make my day even better! 😴